- me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
- me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.
I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY